Funny Stuff!

Ha my friend Desirae sent me this joke and its kinda funny here it is....

My wife told me she was tired of the christmas gifts I gave her.

So she said to me, I want something that will go to 0 to 180 in 5 seconds flat.

He said, ok.

He tells her on Christmas, I got your gift!

She says, is it a FERARRI?

He says no..............IT'S A SCALE!!